"Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it" - Richard Lamm
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"I once wrapped my Christmas presents early and it was a disaster. I couldn't find them." - Demetri Martin
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"The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree : the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other." - Burton Hillis
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"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was 6. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph." - Shirley Temple
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"I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, just like the ones I used to know, where the treetops glisten and children listen, to hear sleigh bells in the snow" - Bing Crosby
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"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live." - George Carlin
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"I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark" - Dick Gregory
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"A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together." - Garrison Keillor
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"Christmas is a time when you get homesick, even you're home" - Carol Nelson
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"I love the Christmas-tide, and yet, I notice this, each year I live; I always like the gifts I get, but how I love the gifts I give!" - Carolyn Wells